tonystarkr:

castielthewaywardson:

actualcrutchie:

glasses are so stupid. u wanted to lie on ur side??? fuck off. u wanted a hot drink???? u can’t see shit now bc ur glasses are fogged up. go out in the rain???? tough luck shithead. 

wanna wear a mask for a costume? nope. wanna be able to see your legs when you shave in the shower? nope.

3D MOVIES

sigyn-goddess-of-constancy:

I just love this cap so much. 
Natasha looks so betrayed and stunned to see Nick alive. I like I cannot even. I wanna hug her. 
Steve looks shocked, but also like “wtf man why ya gotta pull that fake dead shit? I just found out Bucky is still alive and now you two. Goddamn fuck you all.” 
The dude behind them is looking at Steve all worried.
Maria just has this look on her face that is all, “I fucking told you they would react like this, sir. If Nat punches you in the left ball, it is your fault.” 
And then there is Sam. He’s got no fucking idea who Fury is, but he’s trying to look all serious and concerned all the same.

sigyn-goddess-of-constancy:

I just love this cap so much. 

Natasha looks so betrayed and stunned to see Nick alive. I like I cannot even. I wanna hug her. 

Steve looks shocked, but also like “wtf man why ya gotta pull that fake dead shit? I just found out Bucky is still alive and now you two. Goddamn fuck you all.” 

The dude behind them is looking at Steve all worried.

Maria just has this look on her face that is all, “I fucking told you they would react like this, sir. If Nat punches you in the left ball, it is your fault.” 

And then there is Sam. He’s got no fucking idea who Fury is, but he’s trying to look all serious and concerned all the same.

anartisticanomaly:

phantomcat94:

meefling:

You Aren’t Boring I Just Suck At Conversations I’m Sorry: a novel by me

I’m Not Ignoring You I Just Don’t Know What To Say: a sequel by me

I Feel Like I have Nothing Interesting To Say So I Don’t Say Anything At All And I’m Really Sorry Don’t Stop Talking To Me: the trilogy.

You don’t have to be pretty like her. You can be pretty like you.

One of the most freeing things I have ever heard (via firecannotkillabadwolf)

demoncest:

i really hate this ‘ur other half is out there somewhere u just gotta meet them’ like fuck off im not incomplete im a whole person and i dont need anyone to ‘complete me’ the only thing i need is a pizza and not ur shit bye

dramasbomin:

redboxed:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

really? EVERYBODY was kung fu fighting? i find that hard to believe. stop feeding me these lies

Well it was really hard to see if it was everyone, you see they were as fast as lightning.

And to be honest it was a little bit frightening.

microcroft:

xekstrin:

imperfectwriting:

smalldoll:

If you are a vegetarian I totally support you and will make you non-meaty foods

If you are a vegetarian that doesn’t let me eat meat in front of you I will organize a hotdog eating contest in front of your house

I am a vegetarian, and I support this message.

I am also a vegetarian, and I also support that message.

(Source: a8sconds)

kodmaeda:

rainy weather and thunder doesn’t make me gloomy at all it’s more like, fuck yeah this is my kingdom of darkness and i’m the queen

(Source: wrcraft)